Years ago:
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Friend(and I at the cash register):
"Don't you have to be a certain age to buy condoms?"
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Me(not paying attention):
"Yeah."
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Friend:
"What?!" Practically throws the box of condoms at me.
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Me:
"Wait, what? What happened?!"
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Friend:
"Didn't you hear what I said?"
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Me:
"Uh, no?"
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Friend:
"Oh, just pay for this shit so we can leave..."
